If only

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, “Will you marry me?”

The Princess said, “No!!!”

And the Prince lived happily ever after…………

and rode motorcycles and had sex with skinny long-legged big breasted women

and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to strip bars and dated women

half his age and drank whisky, beer and Captain Morgans and never heard bitching

and never paid child support or alimony and kept his house and golf clubs and
ate spam and chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated
on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was cool
and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.

The End

silly prince-correct answer princess.

Well,she only had to say,“NO” once and will have lived lonely ever after

Wb xx