I can never go to Liverpool again.I've just stereotyped the L Postcode area


"The Ferrari F1 team fired their entire pit crew yesterday."

This announcement followed Ferrari’s decision to take advantage of the British government’s ‘Work for your Dole’ scheme and employ some Liverpudlian youngsters.

The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from Liverpool were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari’s existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of pounds worth of high tech equipment.

It was thought to be an excellent, bold move by the Ferrari management team as most races are won and lost in the pits, giving Ferrari an advantage over every other team.

However, Ferrari got more than they bargained for! At the crew’s first practice session, not only were they able to change all four wheels in under 6 seconds but, within 12 seconds, they had re-sprayed, re-badged and sold the car to the McLaren team for 8 cases of Stella, a bag of weed and some photos of Lewis Hamilton’s bird in the shower.

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LOL, brill

that’s not much of a stereotype Wb!

i once locked my keys inside my car so ran back inside to borrow a scouser from the loading bay.

very useful types to know!!

good joke

Excellent Wb

Alexi Sayle once said,“In Liverpool they don’t put a Fatwah on you, they send a fat laar”…Well I think it’s funny.


I’ve never known the wheels be put back on. It would normally be left on bricks.

Real conversation. My old car was stolen in Hope Street, Liverpool:

Desk sergeant (Hope Street Police Station): “Where was your car stolen from?”

Me: “Do you see that gap in the parked cars there?”

I never saw it again! Mind you I’ve had more trouble with stolen bits off my car in North London.

I’m nicking that and will get my son to read it in his best Scouse accent