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'HOW TO TELL THE SEX!!!!!

How to tell the sex of a fly.

l found my OH - dashing round the kitchen with a fly swat.

l asked him if he had killed any flies yet.

He said 'Yes, 3 males two females.

l asked 'How can you tell the sex of a fly'

He said '3 males on the beer can - 2 females on the phone!!!!!!!!!!!

Oldies are always the best.........I say that to myself all the time!

Thank you Camps.

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Hiya

Chortle chortle!

This joke reminds me of when I went with my pregnant friend for her scan.

She looked at the screen and said-one is a boy and the other is a girl! The woman scanning asked how she knew that. Easy replied my friend-ones mouth is moving and the other has its hand between its legs! It took about 10 mins for us to stop laughing!!!

Ellie x

LOL, good'n, thought yours was good to Ellie.

Janet x

Faultless logic.

 

Wb

good one lol

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