Highly plausible

From Thomas Cook Holidays listing some of their UK clientele’s genuine complaints…

1**“I think it should be explained in the brochure that the local store does not sell proper biscuits like custard creams or ginger nuts.”**

2. "It’s lazy of the local shopkeepers to close in the afternoons. I often needed to buy things during ‘siesta’ time – this should be banned."

3. "On my holiday to Goa in India, I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry. I don’t like spicy food at all."

4. "We booked an excursion to a water park but no-one told us we had to bring our swimming costumes and towels."

7. "The beach was too sandy."

8. "We found the sand was not like the sand in the brochure. Your brochure shows the sand as yellow but it was white."

10. "Topless sunbathing on the beach should be banned. The holiday was ruined as my husband spent all day looking at other women."

12. "No-one told us there would be fish in the sea. The children were afraid."

13. "There was no egg-slicer in the apartment."

14. "We went on holiday to Spain and had a problem with the taxi drivers as they were all Spanish."

15. "The roads were uneven…"

16. "It took us nine hours to fly home from Jamaica to England. It took the Americans only three hours to get home."

17. "I compared the size of our one-bedroom apartment to our friends’ three-bedroom apartment and ours was significantly smaller."

18. "The brochure stated: ‘No hairdressers at the accommodation’. We’re trainee hairdressers – will we be OK staying there?"

19. "There are too many Spanish people. The receptionist speaks Spanish. The food is Spanish. Too many foreigners now live abroad."

20. "We had to queue outside with no air-conditioning."

21. "It is your duty as a tour operator to advise us of noisy or unruly guests before we travel."

22. "I was bitten by a mosquito. No-one said they could bite."

23. "My fiancé and I booked a twin-bedded room but we were placed in a double-bedded room. We now hold you responsible for the fact that I find myself pregnant. This would not have happened if you had put us in the room that we booked."


It’s a wonder the human race has made it this far!

How do these people function in society?

it made me almost wee! yes! i AM in charge of my bladder.

ha ha ha!!!

So funny, just what I needed!

Thank you woblyboy.

And as stated above …just what I needed…


Ha ha ha, I especially like No 16. Shall wait for my son to come in from work and let him read this too. He is always complaining about ‘thick’ people …

Tracey x

fantastic! We are all chuckling. Thanks Woblyboy x

thank goodness i am flying nonhardjet and booked into my private 5* hotel with 2 private lifeguards for the kids…

e x

Ta F xx

Belter !! You would never know, sometimes, that we are the result of billions of years of evolutionary development !! Xx

As promised, I read these out to my son last night and we had a good giggle together. Then he found some clips on YouTube of stupid answers on TV quiz shows and we passed another 10 minutes watching those. Well worth looking them up! :slight_smile:

Tracey x

Blimey, and to think these people are allowed to vote!

A x

Oh this is such a funny post.

Thank you for the tonic we need.

luv Pollx