# Guido and the blonde

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**Category:** Everyday living\
**Created:** [13 April 2012 11:46 UTC](https://forum.mssociety.org.uk/t/guido-and-the-blonde/1270 "2012-04-13T11:46:44Z")\
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**Author:** ![Ronin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ad7895/32.png) [@Ronin](https://forum.mssociety.org.uk/u/Ronin)\
**Post date:** [13 April 2012 11:46 UTC](https://forum.mssociety.org.uk/t/guido-and-the-blonde/1270/1 "2012-04-13T11:46:44Z")

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**Guido and the blonde**

**\>**  
**\> A virile, middle-aged Italian gentleman named Guido was relaxing at**  
**\> his favorite bar in Rome when he managed to attract a spectacular**  
**\> young blonde woman.**  
**\>**  
**\> Things progressed to the point where he invited her back to his**  
**\> apartment and, after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom**  
**\> where he rattled her senseless.**  
**\>**  
**\> After a pleasant interlude he asked with a smile, “So, you finish?”**  
**\> She paused for a second, frowned, and replied, “No.”**  
**\>**  
**\> Surprised, Guido reached for her and the rattling resumed.**  
**\>**  
**\> This time she thrashed about wildly and there were screams of passion…**  
**\>**  
**\> The sex finally ends and, again, Guido smiles and asks, “You finish?”**  
**\> Again, after a short pause, she returns his smile, cuddles closer to**  
**\> him and softly says, “No.”**  
**\>**  
**\> Stunned, but damned if he was going to leave this woman unsatisfied.**  
**\> Guido reaches for the woman yet again. Using the last of his strength,**  
**\> he barely manages it, but they end together screaming, bucking,**  
**\> clawing and ripping the bed sheets.**  
**\>**  
**\> Exhausted, Guido falls onto his back, gasping…**  
**\>**  
**\> Barely able to turn his head, he looks into her eyes, smiles proudly**  
**\> and asked again, “You finish?”**  
**\>**  
**\> Barely able to speak, the beautiful blonde whispers in his**  
**\> ear…**  
**\>**  
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**\> \*"No, I’m Norwegian.**

**Ronin**

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**Author:** ![skippysprite](https://dub1.discourse-cdn.com/mssociety/user_avatar/forum.mssociety.org.uk/skippysprite/32/912_2.png) [@skippysprite](https://forum.mssociety.org.uk/u/skippysprite)\
**Post date:** [13 April 2012 12:00 UTC](https://forum.mssociety.org.uk/t/guido-and-the-blonde/1270/2 "2012-04-13T12:00:09Z")

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Brilliant, thanks.

Pam