Went for that GP annual check-up thing this morning with the practice nurse.
After she had me up to weigh & measure me she did actually ask ‘What’s wrong with your legs’… LOL… read the notes!
We then had the following bizarre conversation:
Nurse: After calculating all your risk factors according to this you have a 30% risk of dying.
Me: No… I have a 100% risk of dying. So do you. So does everybody. We are all going to die. It’s 100% certain.
Nurse: er er er… oh… er… I never thought of it like that…
Poor lass. Didn’t mean to freak her out.