Free sex with every tank full

A petrol Station

A petrol station owner was trying to increase his sales, so

he put up a sign that read, ‘Free Sex with Every Fill-Up.’

Bert pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex.

The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10, and said that if he

guessed correctly, he would get his free sex.

Bert guessed 8, and the proprietor said, 'You were very close, the

lucky number was 7. Sorry, no sex this time.’

A week later, Bert , with his friend Fred, pulled in for another


Again Bert asked for his free sex.

The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess

the correct number.

Bert guessed 2. The proprietor said, 'Sorry, it was 3, you were very

close, but no free sex this time.’

As they were driving away, Fred said to Bert , 'I think that game is

rigged and he doesn’t really give away free sex at all.’

Bert replied, 'No it’s genuine enough Fred. My wife won twice last



Ha, very good!



Loved this one - Where’s the petrol station?

Tesco has a special offer on at the moment - Free Burgers with a tankfull of petrol.