Morris is on his deathbed. He asked his nurse to be a witness to his will.
His wife, his daughter and two sons are at his bedside.
“So”, he says to them:
“Bobby, I want you to take the Beverly Hills houses…”
“Tammy, take the apartments over in Los Angeles Plaza …”
“Steve, I want you to take the offices over in City Center …”
“Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings downtown.”
The nurse is just blown away by all this, and as Morris slips away, she says,
“Mrs. Smith, your husband must have been such a hardworking man to have accumulated all this property”.
Sarah replies, “Property? They’re his paper rounds!”