On a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere, the following group of people are shipwrecked :-
2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
2 French men and 1 French woman
2 German men and 1 German woman
2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman
2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman
2 Chinese men and 1 Chinese woman
2 Australian men and 1 Australian woman
2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman
2 English men and 1 English woman
One month later on the same island in the middle of nowhere, the following
things have occurred:
One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.
The two French men and the French woman are living happily together in a
The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternating visits with
the German woman.
The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is
cleaning and cooking for them.
The two Bulgarian men took one long look at the endless ocean, another long
look at the Bulgarian woman, and started swimming.
The two Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting instructions.
The two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy, a liquor store, a restaurant
and a laundry, and have got the woman pregnant in order to supply employees
for their stores.
The two Australian men are contemplating suicide because the Australian
woman keeps complaining about her body; the true nature of feminism; how
she can do everything they can do; the necessity of fulfilment; the equal
division of household chores; how sand and palm trees make her look fat;
how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her nicer than
they do; how her relationship with her mother is improving, and how at
least the taxes are low and it isn’t raining.
The two Irish men have divided the island into North and South and have set
up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture because it
gets sort of foggy after the first few litres of coconut whisky. But they’re
satisfied because at least the English aren’t having any fun, because…
the two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to
the English woman…