Andrew is in the hospital…
Who the hell is Andrew?
Well, Andrew is the bloke who got home late one night and Marilyn his
wife, says “Where the hell have you been?”
Andrew replies… “I was getting a tattoo”!
“A tattoo”? She frowned. “What kind of tattoo did you get”?
“I got a Fifty pound note etched on my privates” he said proudly.
“What the hell were you thinking of”? whilst shaking her head in disgust.
she continued “Why on earth would the CEO’s PA get a Fifty pound note
tattooed on his privates”?
"Well; 1. I like to watch my money grow.
Once in a while I like to play with my money.
I like how money feels in my hand".
“Lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right
here at home and blow Fifty quid anytime you want!”
Andrew is now in Tring General Hospital, Critical Care Unit, Room 233.
No visitors until further notice.