# Drinks down.............RUDE

**URL:** <https://forum.mssociety.org.uk/t/drinks-down-rude/29772>\
**Category:** Everyday living\
**Created:** [26 February 2015 19:08 UTC](https://forum.mssociety.org.uk/t/drinks-down-rude/29772 "2015-02-26T19:08:03Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![Inactive\_User](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3e96dc/32.png) [@Inactive\_User](https://forum.mssociety.org.uk/u/Inactive_User)\
**Post date:** [26 February 2015 19:08 UTC](https://forum.mssociety.org.uk/t/drinks-down-rude/29772/1 "2015-02-26T19:08:03Z")

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A Glasgow couple are having hard financial times, so they decide that she’ll try being going on the game.  
She’s not quite sure what to do, so the husband says, “Stand in front of that bar and pick up a bloke. Tell him you charge a hundred pounds. Any questions and I’ll be parked around the corner.”  
She stands outside the bar for about five minutes showing her leg, when a bloke pulls up and asks “How much?”  
She says, “£100”.  
He replies, “All I got is thirty.”  
She says, “Hold on” and runs back to the husband and asks. "What now. What can he get for thirty?”  
"A \*and _ob" the husband replied.  
She runs back and tells the bloke all he gets for thirty quid is a h_nd \*ob. He agrees and she gets in the car.  
He unzips his trousers, he is very well proportioned. She stares at it for a few seconds, then says. “I’ll be right back.”  
She runs back to the husband.  
“What’s wrong?” he asks.  
“Any chance you could lend this bloke £70?”

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**Author:** ![Inactive\_User](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3e96dc/32.png) [@Inactive\_User](https://forum.mssociety.org.uk/u/Inactive_User)\
**Post date:** [26 February 2015 19:22 UTC](https://forum.mssociety.org.uk/t/drinks-down-rude/29772/2 "2015-02-26T19:22:39Z")

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hee hee hee, love it

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**Author:** ![Inactive\_User](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3e96dc/32.png) [@Inactive\_User](https://forum.mssociety.org.uk/u/Inactive_User)\
**Post date:** [27 February 2015 09:32 UTC](https://forum.mssociety.org.uk/t/drinks-down-rude/29772/3 "2015-02-27T09:32:35Z")

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Gonna bump this up for you Wb, I think some of your fans have missed it!!

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**Author:** ![Inactive\_User](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3e96dc/32.png) [@Inactive\_User](https://forum.mssociety.org.uk/u/Inactive_User)\
**Post date:** [27 February 2015 09:37 UTC](https://forum.mssociety.org.uk/t/drinks-down-rude/29772/4 "2015-02-27T09:37:24Z")

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Sorry. Forget to say, I loved it. That much, it’s on my facebook page. Shock a few people…hopefully

I went to my facebook page and forgot to come back

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**Author:** ![spacejacket](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@spacejacket](https://forum.mssociety.org.uk/u/spacejacket)\
**Post date:** [27 February 2015 11:08 UTC](https://forum.mssociety.org.uk/t/drinks-down-rude/29772/5 "2015-02-27T11:08:03Z")

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l love this one Wb.

Thing is - did she get her £70. Or shall we have a whip round for her.

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**Author:** ![Inactive\_User](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3e96dc/32.png) [@Inactive\_User](https://forum.mssociety.org.uk/u/Inactive_User)\
**Post date:** [27 February 2015 12:37 UTC](https://forum.mssociety.org.uk/t/drinks-down-rude/29772/6 "2015-02-27T12:37:06Z")

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Good one!