# don't belive all you see. joke

**URL:** <https://forum.mssociety.org.uk/t/dont-belive-all-you-see-joke/7013>\
**Category:** Everyday living\
**Created:** [25 November 2014 17:02 UTC](https://forum.mssociety.org.uk/t/dont-belive-all-you-see-joke/7013 "2014-11-25T17:02:28Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![corrie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a88e4f/32.png) [@corrie](https://forum.mssociety.org.uk/u/corrie)\
**Post date:** [25 November 2014 17:02 UTC](https://forum.mssociety.org.uk/t/dont-belive-all-you-see-joke/7013/1 "2014-11-25T17:02:28Z")

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Two pieces of string enter a pub, one sits at a table whilst the other piece goes to the bar, he asks the barman for two pints of stout, the barman over and says, sorry, we don’t serve string in here. The string returns to the other string at the table, he said that the barman won’t serve string. The other piece replies, right, I’ll see about that. He then ties his end in a knot and ruffles hair and walks up to the bar where he asks for two pints of stout. The barman pours the stout, half pouring the first pint he asks, are you a piece of string, the string replies, no I’m afraid not. Brian

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**Author:** ![Inactive\_User](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3e96dc/32.png) [@Inactive\_User](https://forum.mssociety.org.uk/u/Inactive_User)\
**Post date:** [25 November 2014 17:22 UTC](https://forum.mssociety.org.uk/t/dont-belive-all-you-see-joke/7013/2 "2014-11-25T17:22:27Z")

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I had to read it twice too…very funny

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**Author:** ![Inactive\_User](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3e96dc/32.png) [@Inactive\_User](https://forum.mssociety.org.uk/u/Inactive_User)\
**Post date:** [25 November 2014 17:25 UTC](https://forum.mssociety.org.uk/t/dont-belive-all-you-see-joke/7013/3 "2014-11-25T17:25:15Z")

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Lol, brill

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**Author:** ![Ronin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ad7895/32.png) [@Ronin](https://forum.mssociety.org.uk/u/Ronin)\
**Post date:** [25 November 2014 17:36 UTC](https://forum.mssociety.org.uk/t/dont-belive-all-you-see-joke/7013/4 "2014-11-25T17:36:02Z")

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Eerrrg tumbleweed rolling across the forum.

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**Author:** ![Shazzie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@Shazzie](https://forum.mssociety.org.uk/u/Shazzie)\
**Post date:** [26 November 2014 16:01 UTC](https://forum.mssociety.org.uk/t/dont-belive-all-you-see-joke/7013/5 "2014-11-26T16:01:13Z")

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I can’t believe it has taken me all this time to get it. I showed it to hubby and he explained it to me straight away.

Very funny now I get it!!!

Shazzie xx

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**Author:** ![Foxy1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/7cd45c/32.png) [@Foxy1](https://forum.mssociety.org.uk/u/Foxy1)\
**Post date:** [26 November 2014 23:30 UTC](https://forum.mssociety.org.uk/t/dont-belive-all-you-see-joke/7013/6 "2014-11-26T23:30:49Z")

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Yes … I chuckled in an instant…THEN…started to work it out!..Hmmmmmm It’s getting late now