# CUCKOO CLOCK

**URL:** <https://forum.mssociety.org.uk/t/cuckoo-clock/3121>\
**Category:** Everyday living\
**Created:** [7 February 2013 10:22 UTC](https://forum.mssociety.org.uk/t/cuckoo-clock/3121 "2013-02-07T10:22:01Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![charlie\_b](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9e8a1a/32.png) [@charlie\_b](https://forum.mssociety.org.uk/u/charlie_b)\
**Post date:** [7 February 2013 10:22 UTC](https://forum.mssociety.org.uk/t/cuckoo-clock/3121/1 "2013-02-07T10:22:01Z")

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Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married.

If this does not make you laugh out loud , you have lost your sense of humour.

The other night l was invited out for a night with the girls,

l told my husband l would be home by midnight, l promise!

Well the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily.

Around 3am , a bit tippsy,l headed for home.

Just as l got in the door, the cukoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed three times.

realizing this could wake him up,

l cucooke another 9 times.

l was really proud of myself for coming up with such a qick witted solution, in order to escape conflict with him.

( Even when totally smashed…3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos Midnight .

The next morning… my husband asked me what time l got home,

l told him Midnight. he didnt seem botherd in the least,

Whew , l got away with that one!

Then he said " We need a new cuckoo clock,

Whenl asked him why he said,

Well, last night our clock cuckooed 3 times, then said Oh shit,

cuckooed another4 times , clearded its throat, cuckooed another 3 times,

giggled, cuckooed twice more, then tripped over the coffee table and farted.

Hope this made you smile,

Margaret ( Charlie B )

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**Author:** ![Bambi19](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c89c15/32.png) [@Bambi19](https://forum.mssociety.org.uk/u/Bambi19)\
**Post date:** [7 February 2013 10:52 UTC](https://forum.mssociety.org.uk/t/cuckoo-clock/3121/2 "2013-02-07T10:52:15Z")

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And mine too 🙂 excellent

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**Author:** ![chocorange](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/41988e/32.png) [@chocorange](https://forum.mssociety.org.uk/u/chocorange)\
**Post date:** [7 February 2013 11:16 UTC](https://forum.mssociety.org.uk/t/cuckoo-clock/3121/3 "2013-02-07T11:16:19Z")

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margaret

have seen this several times-didnt stop me reading it again and laughing hysterically! thanks.

ellie x (a frozen ellie-hope the fire man comes this afternoon to fix it!)

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**Author:** ![mrsJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5e9695/32.png) [@mrsJ](https://forum.mssociety.org.uk/u/mrsJ)\
**Post date:** [7 February 2013 17:38 UTC](https://forum.mssociety.org.uk/t/cuckoo-clock/3121/4 "2013-02-07T17:38:59Z")

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nice one made me LOL

jaki xx

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**Author:** ![Inactive\_User](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3e96dc/32.png) [@Inactive\_User](https://forum.mssociety.org.uk/u/Inactive_User)\
**Post date:** [7 February 2013 17:56 UTC](https://forum.mssociety.org.uk/t/cuckoo-clock/3121/5 "2013-02-07T17:56:04Z")

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this wit at its finest ha raaa

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**Author:** ![tc1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ba8739/32.png) [@tc1](https://forum.mssociety.org.uk/u/tc1)\
**Post date:** [7 February 2013 21:21 UTC](https://forum.mssociety.org.uk/t/cuckoo-clock/3121/6 "2013-02-07T21:21:09Z")

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lov it…xxx.