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Christmas Cracker Joke

I made myself a

snowman,

As perfect as can

be,

I thought i"d keep

it as a pet,

So let it sleep with

me

I made it some

pyjamas,

And a pillow for it"s,

head,

Last night the

bugger vanished,

And pissed the

effin bed.

In the words of Frank Carson,

Its the way i tell them.

Take Care All.

Chris.