# \*\*\*Boobs & balls\*\*\*Warning contains boobs & nuts\*\*\* **URL:** \ **Category:** Everyday living\ **Created:** [1 January 2013 00:18 UTC](https://forum.mssociety.org.uk/t/boobs-balls-warning-contains-boobs-nuts/30827 "2013-01-01T00:18:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Inactive\_User](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3e96dc/32.png) [@Inactive\_User](https://forum.mssociety.org.uk/u/Inactive_User)\ **Post date:** [1 January 2013 00:18 UTC](https://forum.mssociety.org.uk/t/boobs-balls-warning-contains-boobs-nuts/30827/1 "2013-01-01T00:18:40Z")
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, “Dad, how many kinds of b\*\*bs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of b\*\*bs. In her 20s, a woman’s are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. > After 50, they are like onions." > > “Onions?” > > “Yes, you see them and they make you cry.” > > This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, “Mum, how many kinds of “w_ll_es” are there?” > > The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well, dear, a man goes through three phases. In his 20’s, it’s like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. > > After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree." > > “A Christmas tree?” > > “Yes. The tree is dead, and the balls are just for decoration.” ---
**Author:** ![Inactive\_User](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3e96dc/32.png) [@Inactive\_User](https://forum.mssociety.org.uk/u/Inactive_User)\ **Post date:** [1 January 2013 00:32 UTC](https://forum.mssociety.org.uk/t/boobs-balls-warning-contains-boobs-nuts/30827/2 "2013-01-01T00:32:01Z")
I am sitting here laughing out loud … please don’t stop telling them! Happy New Year Hazel - thanks for making me laugh! Jody x ---
**Author:** ![Inactive\_User](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3e96dc/32.png) [@Inactive\_User](https://forum.mssociety.org.uk/u/Inactive_User)\ **Post date:** [1 January 2013 09:12 UTC](https://forum.mssociety.org.uk/t/boobs-balls-warning-contains-boobs-nuts/30827/3 "2013-01-01T09:12:50Z")
Your welcome Jody & a Happy New Year to you. H xx ---
**Author:** ![Corkie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e56c9b/32.png) [@Corkie](https://forum.mssociety.org.uk/u/Corkie)\ **Post date:** [1 January 2013 09:50 UTC](https://forum.mssociety.org.uk/t/boobs-balls-warning-contains-boobs-nuts/30827/4 "2013-01-01T09:50:16Z")
I’m laughing too! Happy New Year H. Wendy x ---
**Author:** ![Inactive\_User](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3e96dc/32.png) [@Inactive\_User](https://forum.mssociety.org.uk/u/Inactive_User)\ **Post date:** [1 January 2013 09:53 UTC](https://forum.mssociety.org.uk/t/boobs-balls-warning-contains-boobs-nuts/30827/5 "2013-01-01T09:53:44Z")
Good one H,a swinging start to 2013.I’m 51 next year,but of more immediate concern is twelfth night when the decorations are taken down.Keep up the good work, Happy New Tuesday, S xx ---
**Author:** ![Inactive\_User](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3e96dc/32.png) [@Inactive\_User](https://forum.mssociety.org.uk/u/Inactive_User)\ **Post date:** [1 January 2013 12:22 UTC](https://forum.mssociety.org.uk/t/boobs-balls-warning-contains-boobs-nuts/30827/6 "2013-01-01T12:22:02Z")
Good one Hazel, Teresa xx ---
**Author:** ![Inactive\_User](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3e96dc/32.png) [@Inactive\_User](https://forum.mssociety.org.uk/u/Inactive_User)\ **Post date:** [1 January 2013 13:02 UTC](https://forum.mssociety.org.uk/t/boobs-balls-warning-contains-boobs-nuts/30827/7 "2013-01-01T13:02:58Z")
Thats brilliant Hazel - and hopefully l shall be able to remember it so l can make my friends laugh. Spread the joy!! [Toby - has settled in well - after a bit of galloping around the field he has found a pal in Red a young skewbald. l have been reading up on ‘The Barefoot Horse’ - we have for some time only had front shoes on our nags. So l am learning all about having their feet shaped in the ‘Mustang Roll’ so that they can go without shoes. We have a new farrier who is very good - so hoping in the new year to manage them shoe-less. We have a friend who does a lot of show-jumping - and he never has his horses shod. He has learnt to file and shape them himself. And if he needs to he puts special boots on them. Red is now 5 - and has never been shod - and he does a lot of road-work and his feet are white. Everywhere is so water logged its flippers they need!!] Happy New Year to you and yours love Fx