The idiot in me posted this a day too early. Goes to show my state of mind is not with it. Pah.
Anyway, here’s one of my tricks I played in the past, though make sure you’re not consuming anything while reading…
I covered our family’s toilet with cling film, nice and tight and neat , it was invisible… Mum returns from the shops desperate for the loo. Two seconds later, we hear an almighty scream, !!!
It worked! Yay, I thought. But I forgot I would then have to face mum and explain. Her revenge was to make me clear up the mess on the floor. She had to shower, get changed , everything…
Maybe that trick wasn’t a good idea after all. At least, it was only pee, not a Mr hanky, thank god.
After all these years, that was my proudest prank. Still makes me laugh.
My friend told me that she had sewn the bottom of her husbands jeans legs together so he cant get his feet on the legs she goes to work before he dose so she wont be there to see what happens just waiting on her ringing me to hear his reaction.
Ha ha, this brings back memories. When I worked in banking we had one member of staff who was on probation. She refused to stay and help with the clearing up at the end of the day even though it had always been an ‘all hands on deck’ affair. She used to slip out of the back door and leave everyone else to it despite being told repeatedly that she was expected to stay until all the cash was safely locked up and we were ready to lock up.
The younger members of staff finally saw red! She used to cycle into work and change into her uniform skirt, hanging her trousers in the ladies’ toilets. One of them sewed the hems of her trousers together so she couldn’t make her usual quick getaway one afternoon. We knew when she tried by the loud yells from the ladies’!
Her probation finally ended when she brought her car in one day and pinched the District Manager’s parking space! He told her to move it so she took it home and cycled back in, taking an hour to return. At last he listened to our tales of how useless she was …