Anatomy

Everyday living
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All the organs of the body
were having a meeting,
Trying to
decide who was the one in
charge.

“I should be in charge,”
said
the brain, “Because I run all the
body’s systems, so without me
nothing would happen.”

“I should be in charge,”
said the blood, “Because I circulate
oxygen all over so without me you’d all waste
away.”

“I
should be in
charge,” said the stomach," Because
I process food and give all
of you energy."

“I should be in charge,”
said
the legs, “because I carry the body
wherever it needs to go.”

“I should be in charge,”
said
the eyes, “Because I allow the body to
see where it goes.”

“I should be in charge,”
said
the rectum, “Because I’m responsible
for waste
removal.”

All the
other body
parts laughed at the rectum
And
insulted him,
So in a huff, he
shut down tight.
Within a few days,
the brain had a terrible
headache,
The stomach was
bloated,
The legs got
wobbly,
The eyes got watery,

And the blood was
toxic.
They all decided that the
rectum should be the boss . . …

The Moral of the story?
Even though the others do all the
work…
The a** hole is usually in
charge

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Great!

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No s**t wobblyboy.

Pauline.

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So true

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I Love it Wb…love you too

6

Just left work, showed this to all my colleagues b4 I left Except the boss!! That will be 7 thumbs up this time, gave them all a good laugh Thanks again, keep them coming!

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Should post it on facebook, twitter even u-tube, so the whole world can know what a s**t this is.

Stomach muscles positively hurt, laughing

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I look for your posts bring some humour in to life.

P.S. nice one.

Ronin.

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:smiley: xx Julie xx