“I had a terrible day,” replied Bob. "I had to go to a hotel and pick
up a man who had died in his sleep. When I got there, the manager said
they couldn’t get him into a body bag because he had this huge erection.
Anyway, I went up and, sure enough, there was the big naked guy lying on the
bed with this huge erection. So I grabbed it with both hands and tried
to snap it in half."
“I see,” said his wife, “that must have been awful, but how did you
get the black eye?”
I used to work for a surveyor and he used to snigger every time he had to dictate the word erection in a survey. We were both a little immature, ha ha!
Brilliant. Did you see Mrs Browns boys - she gives grandad viagra - its to stop him peeing on his slippers! Now she is moaning as he pees on the ceiling.
