A word involving building or something................PUT THE CUP DOWN

Bob, an undertaker, came home with a black eye.

“What happened to you?” asked his wife.

“I had a terrible day,” replied Bob. "I had to go to a hotel and pick
up a man who had died in his sleep. When I got there, the manager said
they couldn’t get him into a body bag because he had this huge erection.

Anyway, I went up and, sure enough, there was the big naked guy lying on the
bed with this huge erection. So I grabbed it with both hands and tried
to snap it in half."

“I see,” said his wife, “that must have been awful, but how did you
get the black eye?”

“Wrong room.”

, I’m glad you warned me to put the cup down!

I used to work for a surveyor and he used to snigger every time he had to dictate the word erection in a survey. We were both a little immature, ha ha!

Tracey x

Thank you Dailey fix much appreciated.

my husband used to get texts from his boss saying that he looked forward to seeing his erection in the morning.

very adult minds they have!

Who was seeing whose tumescence?


Another good un.

Your on fire this morning Woblyboy.

I love these early morning giggles :slight_smile:

Brilliant. Did you see Mrs Browns boys - she gives grandad viagra - its to stop him peeing on his slippers! Now she is moaning as he pees on the ceiling.