# A joke

**URL:** <https://forum.mssociety.org.uk/t/a-joke/35324>\
**Category:** Everyday living\
**Created:** [23 February 2013 10:21 UTC](https://forum.mssociety.org.uk/t/a-joke/35324 "2013-02-23T10:21:16Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![Inactive\_User](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3e96dc/32.png) [@Inactive\_User](https://forum.mssociety.org.uk/u/Inactive_User)\
**Post date:** [23 February 2013 10:21 UTC](https://forum.mssociety.org.uk/t/a-joke/35324/1 "2013-02-23T10:21:16Z")

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##### Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced:

‘Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain. Welcome to Flight 0093, non-stop from London Heathrow to Toronto . The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth uneventful flight. So sit back, relax and… OH, MY GOD !’

Silence followed!

Some moments later the captain came back on the intercom.

‘Ladies and gentlemen, I’m sorry if I scared you . While I was talking to you, a flight attendant spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!’

One passenger yelled…

'For f\*\*k’s sake … you should see the back of mine!

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**Author:** ![DoctorGeoff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b5e925/32.png) [@DoctorGeoff](https://forum.mssociety.org.uk/u/DoctorGeoff)\
**Post date:** [23 February 2013 11:01 UTC](https://forum.mssociety.org.uk/t/a-joke/35324/2 "2013-02-23T11:01:47Z")

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Does this count as discrimination against coffee?

But, it still remains funny.

Geoff

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**Author:** ![Inactive\_User](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3e96dc/32.png) [@Inactive\_User](https://forum.mssociety.org.uk/u/Inactive_User)\
**Post date:** [23 February 2013 11:07 UTC](https://forum.mssociety.org.uk/t/a-joke/35324/3 "2013-02-23T11:07:25Z")

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Possibly also London, Heathrow, Toronto and flight attendants…no, not in my opinion.