A bit rude...........................For Fathers' Day

A small zoo in Kentucky obtained a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to handle. Upon investigation the Vet determined the problem. The gorilla was in season and to make matters worse there was no male gorilla.Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of Billy Bob Burnett, a redneck part-time worker responsible for cleaning the turtle cages. Billy Bob, like most rednecks, had little sense but possessed the ability to satisfy a woman.

The Zoo Keeper thought they might have a solution. Billy Bob was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla for $500?

Billy Bob showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully. The following day, he announced that he would accept their offer, but with three conditions:

“First”, Billy Bob said, “I ain’t gonna kiss her on the lips.” The keeper quickly agreed to this condition.

“Second”, he said, “You can’t never tell no one about this.” The keeper again readily agreed to this condition.

“And last,” Billy Bob said, “You’ll need to give me another week to come up with the $500"

Hahaaha!!! Brilliant :slight_smile:

Thanks. Wobbly boy made me chuckle Min xx

Very funny wobbly Bob!!!

Thats a good un!


Ha ha ha, love it (but not quite as much as Billy Bob!)

Tracey x

ha ha ha, brilliant,