# 50 shades!

**URL:** <https://forum.mssociety.org.uk/t/50-shades/4594>\
**Category:** Everyday living\
**Created:** [24 September 2013 16:48 UTC](https://forum.mssociety.org.uk/t/50-shades/4594 "2013-09-24T16:48:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![mickthetrick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/da6949/32.png) [@mickthetrick](https://forum.mssociety.org.uk/u/mickthetrick)\
**Post date:** [24 September 2013 16:48 UTC](https://forum.mssociety.org.uk/t/50-shades/4594/1 "2013-09-24T16:48:40Z")

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He was in ecstasy with a huge smile on his face as his wife moved  
forward, then backwards, forward, then backwards again…  
back and forth… back and forth… in and out…  
…  
She could feel the sweat on her forehead, between her breasts and  
trickling down the small of her back. She was getting near to the  
end. Her heart was pounding… Her face was flushed…

Then she moaned, softly at first, then began to groan louder.

Finally, totally exhausted, she let out an almighty scream and  
shouted,  
“Okay, Okay !! I can’t park the car !!! You do it, you smug b\*\*\*\*\*d !!!”

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**Author:** ![Inactive\_User](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3e96dc/32.png) [@Inactive\_User](https://forum.mssociety.org.uk/u/Inactive_User)\
**Post date:** [24 September 2013 17:31 UTC](https://forum.mssociety.org.uk/t/50-shades/4594/2 "2013-09-24T17:31:23Z")

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Splendid…So he looked over his shoulder,gripped the knob gently,his legs twitched and he filled the gap first time.His wife pulled a face then said,“Thank you Clever Clogs,that was very good!”

Wb

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**Author:** ![Freckles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e47c2d/32.png) [@Freckles](https://forum.mssociety.org.uk/u/Freckles)\
**Post date:** [24 September 2013 20:49 UTC](https://forum.mssociety.org.uk/t/50-shades/4594/3 "2013-09-24T20:49:54Z")

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Hysterical, thought I’d wandered on to the wrong site then!